A life less ordinary

me to show the sane people how to implement a pipelined AES IP core for a FPGA in VHDL, I think it might upset his fantasies.Hoowell anyway the good news is that me and my better half have been invited to a party tomorrow night with some of the a and e staff which will be fun,nurses have the best parties.I am sorry but some of the stories he was telling us in the pub this afternoon just made me howl with laughter.Sorry but if you are going to stick things where the sun dont shine then youve got to expect people to laugh when they get stuck.
Weve had a pretty good day all in all apart from some very disturbed people running round cambridge trying to get freaks to repeat their lies.sigh

outside alex van sommerans anus in particular and cambridge in general they are confused by anything which upsets a cambridge centric view of the world,so the fact that i am head of asic for a sane company outside alex vansommerans anus developing high speed telecoms applications in large scale FPGAs and ASICs will cause a loss of balance in some of them and a tendancy to run round in circles until their batteries run down.But there ya go what can you do?? some people need to get out more is all I can say.Youve got to laugh it will be good for them to be exposed to the real world.they will love it.

Ian harvey can simply get more email black holes installed,luckily we have friends in cambridge outside alex vansommeran's zone of masturabtion and they can tell us when john hartley is buying drugs in the tram depot and when is a good time to get ian harvey to phone the police to cover up his lies.One of them works in the A and E at a local hospitial and has been entertaining us with tales of what people do with carrots this afternoon.And tomorrow ive got a meeting of the hardware group at work to see if we can hack the ncipher corporation website so it says 'Alex Vansommeran felates goats.'cos hes anot a very nice person and he wanks over people running round cambridge repeating Ian and Claire Harveys lies.Aparently its not only carrots that they have to deal with but just about anything that you can think of.

Why alex vansommeran of ncipher corporation limited cannot just email all his staff saying 'yes I am a neo-fascist psycopath and my lunatic cheese eating freak of a wife masturbates regularly over fantasies about our drug dealling golden boy john hartley which are fed to us by john hartleys halfwit friend Mad Mel' And i really dont understand it myself.Anyway i hope that my new job in cambridge with the sane people is slightly less dogged by nutters than is presently the case because |ive got to finish testing on the latsest design tomorrow before I wizz it off to Canada for field trails on the 4th of december.sasly because ian Hravey is mentaly unsatbel alex vansommeran will be running round to john hartleys house for his anus licking and john hartleys drug dealer will be hanging round john hartley as usual.

Ian harvey will run round to john hartleys house were because john hartleys moron wife cannot breathe without being told by alex vansommeran, and bobs your uncle fannys your aunt.

who dont think that its suitable for john hartley to take his tongue out of alex vansommeran anus for some bizzare reason,despite that fact that alex vansommeran runs round to john hartleys house because he knows he can get his anus sucked if he does so and jon hartley will repeat their lies to his moron friends.

installing email black holes to stop john hartley taking his tongue out of alex vansommerans anus.It might be better if Ian harvey saw a psyciatrist .

Up any nazi that he finds in cambridge,and his moron wife is too stupid to understand why she has been married to him,alex van sommeran will tell you if you ask him that he told Ian and Claire Harvey to lie to the sane people at ncipher because carol vansommeran wanks over fantasies about john hartley and his drug dealer who supplies him with his clas A drugs.You can see him in the pub with Gaz owen when hes not sucking alex van sommerans anus.

Up any nazi that he finds in cambridge,and his moron wife is too stupid to understand why she has been married to him,alex van sommeran will tell you if you ask him that he told Ian and Claire Harvey to lie to the sane people at ncipher because carol vansommeran wanks over fantasies about john hartley and his drug dealer who supplies him with his clas A drugs.You can see him in the pub with Gaz owen when hes not sucking alex van sommerans anus.

A little on the odd side and they dont realize that people outside alex vansommeran's anus actualy exist,and they are not really allowed access to the real world in case they work out that ian harvey is insane, so in order to stop ian harvey and his lunatic wife running round cambridge trying to get people to repeat their lies and so on I have to treck down to the pub where Ian harvey lurks,get him to phone the police which he threatens to do in order to cover up his lies and get the police to come round and explain to Ian that john hartley actualy apologised several years ago before they married him to his moron wife.

Youll know that ive moved back into cambridge as head of asic for an electronics company and because of 6 years of Ian harvey and his lunatic wife running round cambridge making sure that people repeat their lies because its not suitable for Ian harvey to stop wanking over fantasies about john hartley and his drug dealer gaz owen.
And because its not suitable for staff at ncipher corporation limited to find out that Ian harvey is insane we have him installing email black holes as fast as he can so that john hartley will continue to suck at alex van sommerans anus.
Speaking to sane people outside alex vansommerans anus it appears you can still see john hartley doing his drug deals with gaz owen in the tram depot pub in cambridge.So it looks like I am going to have to get Ian harvey to phone the police which is his last defence in his fantasy world to stop people finding out that he and his wife are narking mad.

At least me and my better half got our christams shopping done and if I bump into some of the weirdo freaks who work for ncipher ill just have to tell them that carol van sommeran wanks over fantasies about john hartley which is why Ian Harvey installs his email black holes round cambridge.
Mainly because john hartley the ncipher pet is too drunk and stoned to understand why he has been married to a moron alex vansommeran is able to run round to his house and get his anus sucked anytime of day or night which is mainly why it isnt suitable for Ian harvey and his lunatic wife to see a psyciatrist.