A life less ordinary

Youll know that ive moved back into cambridge as head of asic for an electronics company and because of 6 years of Ian harvey and his lunatic wife running round cambridge making sure that people repeat their lies because its not suitable for Ian harvey to stop wanking over fantasies about john hartley and his drug dealer gaz owen.
And because its not suitable for staff at ncipher corporation limited to find out that Ian harvey is insane we have him installing email black holes as fast as he can so that john hartley will continue to suck at alex van sommerans anus.
Speaking to sane people outside alex vansommerans anus it appears you can still see john hartley doing his drug deals with gaz owen in the tram depot pub in cambridge.So it looks like I am going to have to get Ian harvey to phone the police which is his last defence in his fantasy world to stop people finding out that he and his wife are narking mad.

At least me and my better half got our christams shopping done and if I bump into some of the weirdo freaks who work for ncipher ill just have to tell them that carol van sommeran wanks over fantasies about john hartley which is why Ian Harvey installs his email black holes round cambridge.
Mainly because john hartley the ncipher pet is too drunk and stoned to understand why he has been married to a moron alex vansommeran is able to run round to his house and get his anus sucked anytime of day or night which is mainly why it isnt suitable for Ian harvey and his lunatic wife to see a psyciatrist.

its because John Hartley apologised for their lies five years ago and Ian harvey doesnt think its suitable and he thinks that by installing email black holes he can stop his lunatic wife finding out.I think we'll have to go and explain it to the ncipher employees one stap at a time.
1 Claire harvey is mentally ill and she is protecting the sane people.
2.ian harvey is mentally ill and he doesnt think its suitable for people to not be protected.
3>alex van sommeran masturbates over fantasies about john hartley repeating his lies to his drug dealer and his moron wife.

etc etc

basically means he cannot associate with any member of the van sommeran family.Ill see you in cambridge as i am on my way to the police again.

Just to take him to the police,but ill be back at the weekend to get my new place ready now that i am working with sane people in cambridge,yeah i know its shocking but there are normal people outside alex van sommerans anus.

His visits training john to suckle his anus and repeat his lies to his drug dealer>think again because she must be able to remember how to open the front door when alex van sommeran calls round for his daily anus sucking.So she should be able to relate that to the police when they call round.

then you can run round to john's house all you like.

Do you think it would be suitable if he called round at alex van sommerans house and broke both of his legs this weekend?that might stop him running round to john's house for a bit.yes? ill give him a bell

has to have an email black hole for reasons which are only know to ian harvey.

has to have an email black hole for reasons which are only know to ian harvey.